After seeing the SI Swimsuit edition, I can’t help imagine that the actual photo shoots were a lot of hard work, but I hope the models were able to enjoy at least some down time with each other.
The state of CT is considering a 5 cent deposit on nip bottles. The good news is that I could empty my car and make 36 bucks.
Recently it was Presidents day. If your favorite president was Lincoln you buy a car. If it was Hoover you buy a vacuum cleaner. If it was Clinton you buy a mattress.
The next time you have some extra time start scrolling down your Facebook page, and keep scrolling and scrolling until you get the very bottom and then tell me what the first post is. This will take a couple days for most people.
Vicki told me that the rain she felt was wetter than normal, extremely wet indeed…not like the dry wet that people who live in Arizona claim they have.
So I mention that I need to lose 3 pounds before swimsuit season and haters are all like….from where?….you are too skinny the way you are! Grrrrr…..if it makes me feel better….let me lose three stupid pounds!
The phone rang as it is prone to do on those rare occasions when someone is trying to call me. It was Beth! Still seething from when I forgot her birthday in November! The last time I heard from her she had locked herself out of her car and couldn’t remember where she lived. What is it this time, I thought.
I learned today that you cannot walk by the receptionist and say howdyhoe as a greeting.
