The thing about selfie sticks, they are really nice to have, but they just never seem to be around when you need them. Mine is always at home. And I never needed at home, but I don’t really want to carry it with me all the time either. What are you all doing about selfie sticks?
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How long does it take to pickle an egg? And go
I have a question for my fitness gurus. I’m doing daily planks, adding time each day. If I want to do a 2 minute plank, and can only get to 75 seconds, pause, and then do the remaining 45 seconds, do I get the same benefit as if I completed the solid 2 minutes without a pause???
I had oxtail for lunch yesterday. It’s my second favorite kind of tail. A quarter if you can guess my favorite kind of tail.
Why is it you cannot tell when a Pfizer employee is going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
I wonder if they have ever had a grand opening ribbon cutting for a store that sells giant scissors?
Yevette was going to go grocery shopping and came back into the house because she forgot her vest. I told her she was leaving the vest for last.
I was just watching a movie and it made me so mad! A beautiful woman gets into the shower, gets under the shower head, and turns on the water and starts lathering up. How come she didn’t have to wait for the water to get to the right temperature first?
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, because in walked Judge Judy, yes that Judge Judy! The door closed behind her, and she took two steps. The next thing I know she was reaching behind her head and pulled out the hairpin, that let her long hair fall. I never seen her without the bun and it was stunning. After she threw her hair back and forth and shook it into place, so it looked like it was in slow motion, she reached up and took off her glasses. Then her sensible shoes were kicked to the floor. Get me a drink, she ordered Bird, as she unbuttoned her robe.
I am so disappointed with my new clapper! It doesn’t work as advertised. Sometimes a loud noise will make the lights go off. Sometimes clapping on TV will make the lights go on and off. And whenever I clap my hands nothing happens. But when I fart the dog barks. Is anyone else having trouble with their clapper?
