A guy I know whose mother lives next door to me just gave me a book he wrote about golf. So now what am I going to do! I feel like I have to read it, because the next time I see him, next door, he may ask me if I liked his book. I guess I am going to have to hide in my house anytime he is at his moms. Basically, he gave me his book and a huge problem.
Just added to my bucket list! Is to one day know a woman who is bilingual.
Iif I ever end up on death row…for my last meal I am going to ask for a pound of hickory nuts…cause I bet that will take a long time to eat.
One of my favorite things about going to a biker bar is the really soft toilet paper!
Did you know that in the Shampoo Hall of Fame, there is a plaque for the man who originally came up with the idea to add the words “rinse and repeat” to the directions. Those three words resulted in an 8 percent increase in the use of shampoo.
Who is going to tell Vanna that it is time to hang it up?
When I win the lottery I know I am going to become a huge ***hole.
I remember this one time when I was lost in the woods with almost no electricity and this cabin I ran into had this little black and white TV that got almost no signal…but I fiddled with the uhf channels and got just a little signal from this one station and through the snow I think King of Queens was on and I starred and starred for the longest time, just happy to have some TV.
