Beware of anyone who claims to be an “animal lover”.
I’ve been told I should study abroad.
Has anyone tried Kohl’s cash at the Mynx club?
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, because in walked Judge Judy, yes that Judge Judy! The door closed behind her, and she took two steps. The next thing I know she was reaching behind her head and pulled out the hairpin, that let her long hair fall. I never seen her without the bun and it was stunning. After she threw her hair back and forth and shook it into place, so it looked like it was in slow motion, she reached up and took off her glasses. Then her sensible shoes were kicked to the floor. Get me a drink, she ordered Bird, as she unbuttoned her robe.
I am so disappointed with my new clapper! It doesn’t work as advertised. Sometimes a loud noise will make the lights go off. Sometimes clapping on TV will make the lights go on and off. And whenever I clap my hands nothing happens. But when I fart the dog barks. Is anyone else having trouble with their clapper?
Does anybody know the number for tech support for The Clapper? Everytime I fart the lights go off. Maybe I accidentally bought the farter?
Yesterday I picked from the angel tree at the Norwichtown Mall and I get 5 year old Altinek and he wants a star named in his honor from the National Star Registry. Cmon Altinek.
I get so mad when I see a sign that says Hotel Elevator. Why not make it simple. Hotelevator!
I think the very first impression I ever did was Charlie Brown’s teacher.
Seems like you can get Santa paper, snowmen paper, even Christmas tree paper. But there is no baby Jesus wrapping paper anywhere!
A scientific study says that the ideal number of sexual partners for a person to have is 3…I hope they mean at a time.
A survey says that liquor is the least desirable gift to receive, said no one who’s ever been to the Ledyard Middle School Christmas party.
I could easily reach the 10,000 step goal on my Fitbit if I move the refrigerator a little farther away.
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